LOL

I hate LOL. It’s stupid. If you’re ever IMing with me and I suddenly block you, you’ve passed the LOL limit. There is a certain number of times and after that, I won’t talk to you anymore. Same with beotch, or however the hell you spell that.

Yes, I know it’s old. Sue me. I hate people who say LOL. It is a gay phrase that people use to cover the fact that they don’t have anything interesting to say. Anyway, if you’re laughing, why do you have to tell me about it? To tell me that what you just typed was funny?

It’s like those stupid laugh tracks that they put on comedies or whatever (I don’t watch TV anymore) so that you know when to laugh. That’s stupid. If it’s funny, I’ll laugh. If it’s not, well, congrats, you just made an ass out of yourself.

You can usually even tell what kind of person you’re talking to by listening to all the LOLs they say. I mean, if they say it once in a while, possibly what you said was actually funny. But there are people who use it after every freaking sentence.

Come ON!

Are you on drugs or something over there? Are you inhaling laughing gas so that EVERYTHING I say you find funny? You sicken me.