That’s so ghetto.

No, loser, it’s not.

This is another of the great line of sayings I have heard in my Social Studies class. I call them wegroisms.

I hate wegrosisms and I think anybody who says them should be immediately deported to Africa, so they can see what a real ‘ghetto’ is. Here’s a clue: Not downtown Cleveland. Ghetto is bad, not good.

Another wegrosim (also found in my social studies class) is skin-check.

They’ll be talking to each other and all of a sudden somebody will yell out “skin-check!” then they all hold out their forarms to make sure that they are still white. If I ever need to check my skin periodicly to make sure it hasn’t changed colors, I am going to move and start buying bottled water.

The absolute worst thing is almost every day after class, they’ll start pretending they can rap. I don’t know if they think they’re good, or if rap is just stupid, but it’s bad. Look, I don’t start singing hard rock in class (where people can’t get away from you even if they wanted to) don’t bug me with your underdeveloped music, I don’t care.

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