TV is crap.

We have about a thousand channels at our house, 500 of which are pay-per veiw or music channels. About a hundred of the remaining are sports, so really we have about four hundred channels. And they're all crap. I mean, dear god, people, how many reruns of friends can we possibly watch? The stupid show was cancelled, and I still see it, ALL THE TIME!

Seeing as everything is crap, I never got off watching nick or Cartoon Network or Disney. Disney's all bunk. I only watch the commercials. All they advertise are their own shows and I am not even exaggerating when I say that they start off every damn commercial with the sentence "(Stupid name you've never heard) is a kid just like you... Except they've got (stupid power that about a hundred other heroes have had)!!!"

I laugh at them, they're so gay.

Cartoon network's stupid. They have no good shows. No, wait, they've got Danny Phantom.... no wait that's gay, too.

Cartoon network, though.... They've got futurama. Okay, I've upgraded Stupid to Stupid Before Ten. They've got Inuyasha, too and Family guy.

Nickelodeon, Hmm, tough choice. Amazing for Having Invader Zim, stupid beyond belief for canceling it. Those bastards.

Comedy Central kicks ass. It's funny, and they swear a lot. My basic theory is if you want it funnier, add fuck and if that doesn't work, put a kitten on it.

People love kittens. (6/30/05)

I just figured out why I like to write. I can say what needs to be said, I can be creative, and people do not actually have to see me. Honestly, I will get self-conscious if you leave me alone with a potato for long enough. Something like 80% of the people I come into contact with every day know me, and 60% of them don't like me. 20% of them like me, and the other 20% think I'm a Satan worshiper. Or a dyke, depending on whether or not they think I'm hot.

The reason I bring this up is I was watching Blue Collar TV a minute ago, and they have this musical guest (I hate musical guests, if I wanted to listen to music I'd turn off the TV and go listen to music) These guys are running around and dancing and basically being cool. Everybody loves them, and I'm jus thinking... Man, I could never do that. One thing I could never do is, you see these people, they never wear the same clothes. I hate buying clothes. It's an ordeal. When I buy something, I want to wear it. I have this great T-Shirt, "not playing with a full deck" I wear it all the time. I wear what I wear because I want to, not for you. I refuse to change at all to suit anyone else.

This is why writing is great. You don't need to know me. I don't need fit any 'image.' Hell, for all you know, I could be naked right now. You don't know. (I'm not, you don't have to throw up)

I have noticed that people who wear clothes to suit others don't seem to wear much at all. Like the other day I came downstairs hoping to catch some South Park. My sis was watching TV, so I started to watch what she was watching. I got through two minutes of the opening sequence and then had to go wash out my eyes with bleach.

I don't even know what channel it was, but the show was about some girl, played by Britney Spears's little sister. She's walking around with her other ten year old friends, and I swear I have seen longer pants on hookers. (Not real hookers, hookers on TV, and they're even sluttier) She proceeds to go up to some 'smart' kid, rumple up his clothes to make him look cooler, and then giggle and walk away. The smart kid, I think I should mention, can take eighth grade math, but cannot figure out that correcting the bully (who has about ten years and 200 pounds on him) in front of class, could possibly be a bad move. Idiot.

(7/1/05)