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Johnny C. (Nny, if he likes you)
Johnny is a very disturbed young man. He lives at 777, some road, some country.
In this house is a wall. This wall must always be coated in blood to keep the monster behind it from escaping.
Johnny finds assholes to kill, and take their blood. Usually, they make fun of him, or his knee-high, metal
toed boots. When this happens, he tortures them, teaches them the error of their ways, and THEN kills them.
His basement goes down quite a ways. It is usually full of people Johnny keeps until he needs more blood.
The basement is also host to a good deal of horrible machines designed to rip people into several peices.
Blood then drains down pipes onto the wall. How all this got here, he has no Idea. In fact, he doesn't know much about anything.
Johnny does not have an origin. Jhonen made it that way on purpose.
Oh, yeah. One last thing. Reality and all it encompasses is based on Johnny's awareness of it. When he dies,
the universe will cease to exist.
Nailbunny
Nailbunny was a rabbit, once. A long time ago, Johnny bought him, fed him once, and then slammed
a nail through his guts. Surprisingly non-vengeful, Nailbunny has taken the role of 'angel' on Johnny's shoulder, the Doughboys
becoming the 'devil.'
Nailbunny keeps Johnny from comitting suicide, a surprisingly difficult task.
Unless the commercial where the whole family get diarrhea is on.
Squee (Todd Casil)
Squee is a very traumatized kid. He lives next door to a Homicidal Maniac, and is all too aware of it. He
has been abducted by aliens. Once, he got the aliens to take his parents instead of him. His dad hates him. He thinks Squee
ruined his life. In his spare time, he watches movies of Squee's birth played backwards.
His mother is usually too high on whatever she can get her hands on to recognise him.
His bear's name is Shmee. Shmee is a (You guessed it) mind alterer. (Evryone's going nuts these days) Shmee
absorbes the scary things to keep them out of Squee. He talks to Squee, but only Squee can hear him. Shmee tells him to light
stuff on fire. Usually his parents, or the mean kids at school. The kids at school are mean to him because he's smart, and
he writes stories.
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